8 year old son rewriting proverbs

My son reached the age to face the task of filling in the blanks at the end of some well known proverbs and quotes.

Some fun ensued.

PROVERB: Don’t change horses in midstream.

8 YEAR OLD: Don’t change horses … keep your horse.

PROVERB: Strike while the iron is hot.

8 YEAR OLD: Strike while … the thunder is roaring.

PROVERB: It’s always darkest before the dawn.

8 YEAR OLD: It’s always darkest before … before midevil strikes.

PROVERB: Never underestimate the power of love.

8 YEAR OLD: Never underestimate the power of … lightning.

PROVERB: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.

8 YEAR OLD: You can lead a horse to water, but … it can’t drink it.

PROVERB: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

8 YEAR OLD: Don’t bite the hand that … Godzilla has.

PROVERB: No news is good news.

8 YEAR OLD: No news is … bad.

PROVERB: A miss is as good as a mile.

8 YEAR OLD: A miss is as good as … a bat.

PROVERB: You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

8 YEAR OLD: You can’t teach an old dog new … tricks.

PROVERB: If you lie down with dogs, you’ll rise up with fleas.

8 YEAR OLD: If you lie down with dogs, you’ll … die.

PROVERB: Love all, trust a few.

8 YEAR OLD: Love all, trust … all.

PROVERB: The pen is mightier than the sword.

8 YEAR OLD: The pen is mightier than … the sword.

PROVERB: An idle mind is the devil’s playground.

8 YEAR OLD: An idle mind is  … pinball.

PROVERB: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

8 YEAR OLD: Where there’s smoke, there’s … fire.

PROVERB: Happy the bride who the sun shines on.

8 YEAR OLD: Happy the bride who  … married.

PROVERB: A penny saved is a penny earned.

8 YEAR OLD: A penny saved is … nothing.

PROVERB: Two’s company, three’s a crowd.

8 YEAR OLD: Two’s company, three’s … company.

PROVERB: Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

8 YEAR OLD: Don’t put off till tomorrow what … he said.

PROVERB: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry

alone.

8 YEAR OLD: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and … laugh.

PROVERB: There are none so blind as those who will not see.

8 YEAR OLD: There are none so blind as … the army.

PROVERB: Children should be seen and not heard.

8 YEAR OLD: Children should be seen and not … duplicated.

PROVERB: If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.

8 YEAR OLD: If at first you don’t succeed, … next time maybe.

PROVERB: You get out of something only what you put into it.

8 YEAR OLD: You get out of something only what you … drive.

PROVERB: When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.

8 YEAR OLD: When the blind lead the blind, … you can’t lead the blind.

PROVERB: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

8 YEAR OLD: A bird in the hand is  … bad luck.

proverbe

 

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